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Song Parodies -> "Listen to the Talking Nerd"
Original Song Title:
"Listen to the Mockingbird"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Listen to the Talking Nerd"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Ah, school days.....
I'm taking bio-science
Hard science, tough science
I'm failing bio-science
And I'm doing what I must to try to pass
It's stuff for mental giants
Mensa giants, learned giants
It's fluff for mental giants
And the talking nerd is lecturing in class
Listen to the talking nerd
Listen to the talking nerd
The talking nerd still droning 'bout the cell
Listen to the talking nerd
Listen to the talking nerd
Still yakking where the sleeping students dwell
Oh, man, it's just September
October, November
Oh, man, when is December?
I'll be going home for Xmas, to my Dad
This crap I can't remember
Intend to remember
This stuff I can't remember
But the talking nerd is making me feel bad
Listen to the talking nerd
Listen to the talking nerd
The talking nerd is cov'ring DNA
Listen to the talking nerd
Listen to the talking nerd
I guess I won't be taking home an "A"
Hard science, tough science
I'm failing bio-science
And I'm doing what I must to try to pass
It's stuff for mental giants
Mensa giants, learned giants
It's fluff for mental giants
And the talking nerd is lecturing in class
Listen to the talking nerd
Listen to the talking nerd
The talking nerd still droning 'bout the cell
Listen to the talking nerd
Listen to the talking nerd
Still yakking where the sleeping students dwell
Oh, man, it's just September
October, November
Oh, man, when is December?
I'll be going home for Xmas, to my Dad
This crap I can't remember
Intend to remember
This stuff I can't remember
But the talking nerd is making me feel bad
Listen to the talking nerd
Listen to the talking nerd
The talking nerd is cov'ring DNA
Listen to the talking nerd
Listen to the talking nerd
I guess I won't be taking home an "A"
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I've known quite a few talking nerds, in school and out. Good parody.
Right on, Rick! Ya got 3 fives for a ten?
I'm not a talking nerd. I'm a speaking geek.
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