-> "Grifty, That Gold-Find Religion"
Original Song Title:
"Give Me That Old-Time Religion"
Parody Song Title:
"Grifty, That Gold-Find Religion"
The Lyrics
Grifters in gold-time religion,
grifters in gold-find religions,
grifters use gold’s-mine religion
to con their coteries
It is good for these grafters,
it’s good for crime-crafters…
fake nods to the hereafter.
They’re good at perjury..
Grifting’s a goal’s-crime addiction,
grifting’s a gold-mine addiction.
Grifting’s a whole-pile addiction.
They are hooked on money.
Fakers will take your money;
they’ll fake a mien that’s sunny
as they rake in the money.
They rob you gleefully.
Grifting’s a troll-crime condition,
grifting’s a mo’-whine addiction,
grifting’s a gold-find addiction…
feels good to take money.
On folks’ naivete they’re bettin’;
it is naivete that nets ’em
piles ’cause their victim forfeit funds—
they fleece ’em shamelessly.
Grifting’s a gold-mine addiction,
grifting’s a no-trial affliction.
Grifting for faux-type religion.
Victims in penury.
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