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Song Parodies -> "The Little Trumper Boy"
Original Song Title:
"The Little Drummer Boy"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Little Trumper Boy"
Parody Written by:
Timmy1000
The Lyrics
Republican debate and Christmas season - what better time for a traditional song.
Run, they told him, you’re Trump pum pum pum
Toot your horn, sing, with glee, Ta-rump pum pum pum
The Donald’s miffed , mud slings Ta-Rump pum pum pum
He’ll slay the bore, old Ben, with noses to thumb
Bum bum bum bum, votes overcome
He’ll dishonor them, Ta-rump pum pum pum
Call them dumb.
Jeb of Bushes, he’s done done done done
You can ignore that Cruz, they’ll shun shun shun shun
They’ll be Kasich to sting, by Trump pum pum pum
In snit, he stiffs Marco, he’ll thump, thump, thump, thump
Grump, grump, grump, grump, chump, chump, chump, chump
Gal, you bray, Carly, you frump, frump, frump, frump
But nice rump.
War he’s plotting that Trump pum pum pum
He’ll lock up foreign slime, Ta-rump pum pum pum
Say nay to scum on whim Ta-rump pum pum pum
He’ll slay ISIS with vim he’ll bomb bomb bomb bomb
(Is)lam lam lam lam, make ‘em read psalm
Hair he styled did he, Ta-rump pum pum pum
Beating his drum.
Toot your horn, sing, with glee, Ta-rump pum pum pum
The Donald’s miffed , mud slings Ta-Rump pum pum pum
He’ll slay the bore, old Ben, with noses to thumb
Bum bum bum bum, votes overcome
He’ll dishonor them, Ta-rump pum pum pum
Call them dumb.
Jeb of Bushes, he’s done done done done
You can ignore that Cruz, they’ll shun shun shun shun
They’ll be Kasich to sting, by Trump pum pum pum
In snit, he stiffs Marco, he’ll thump, thump, thump, thump
Grump, grump, grump, grump, chump, chump, chump, chump
Gal, you bray, Carly, you frump, frump, frump, frump
But nice rump.
War he’s plotting that Trump pum pum pum
He’ll lock up foreign slime, Ta-rump pum pum pum
Say nay to scum on whim Ta-rump pum pum pum
He’ll slay ISIS with vim he’ll bomb bomb bomb bomb
(Is)lam lam lam lam, make ‘em read psalm
Hair he styled did he, Ta-rump pum pum pum
Beating his drum.
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Nice, you got roughly half the remaining candidates in. A few jabs at Paul or Christie would have been nice! 555!
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