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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph, The Red Light Reindeer"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Rudolph, The Red Light Reindeer"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
Who can flash quite a lance for entrancing a Vixon?
Counting it lucrative, lovingly spits ‘em
And he has a ball
Yes he’s not a tame deer at all...
Rudolph, the red light reindeer
That is how his story goes
Caribou girls adore him
Mostly for the way it glows!
Followed, did lady reindeer
Gigoloing was his game
Paid for his favours, Rudolph
Joined in kinky reindeer games
Some debauch-y praise received:
Randy, lewd does say:
"Rudolph as it grows aright
Be my antlered lay tonight!"
Oh how this swain deer boffed them
Dough was trotted out with glee
“Rudolph please be my main deer
You go down deliciously!”
Love this stag do cervus-kind
Rant and rave do they:
"Rudolph with your hose upright
Can we ride riske tonight?"
All non-abstain deer love him
As they come to rut with glee
Rudolph the red light reindeer
Well renowned lasciv’ously!
Counting it lucrative, lovingly spits ‘em
And he has a ball
Yes he’s not a tame deer at all...
Rudolph, the red light reindeer
That is how his story goes
Caribou girls adore him
Mostly for the way it glows!
Followed, did lady reindeer
Gigoloing was his game
Paid for his favours, Rudolph
Joined in kinky reindeer games
Some debauch-y praise received:
Randy, lewd does say:
"Rudolph as it grows aright
Be my antlered lay tonight!"
Oh how this swain deer boffed them
Dough was trotted out with glee
“Rudolph please be my main deer
You go down deliciously!”
Love this stag do cervus-kind
Rant and rave do they:
"Rudolph with your hose upright
Can we ride riske tonight?"
All non-abstain deer love him
As they come to rut with glee
Rudolph the red light reindeer
Well renowned lasciv’ously!
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Bucking funny!
Naughty naughty reindeer...lol! Funny stuff!
I was sleighed...
Wonderful rhyme matches to the original song throughout... tame deer, main deer, swain deer, non-abstain deer... ho ho ho.
Meisters, M & P Great write ! and have yourselves a very Happy Christmas !
Thanks everyone! And a Merry Christmas to all!
5s coming down the chimney....beautifully written.....you're gonna be on the naughty list though
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