That King from the ads inane
Selling so-so burgers
On my T.V. so insane
Makes me want to murder
Guy in stupid mask a fright
Almost makes "Jack" cool
Dine there when your wallet's light
Though it tastes like gruel

It's a rage those vid'yo games
Kids all find them thrillin'
Burger King especially lame
But they'll make a killin'
Gimmicks like this are not new
But this one's disgusting
Make me almost want to spew
Like the food, gut busting

Bring the lard and bring the shakes
Bring the cheese and taters
Top it off with pie and cakes
Save a few for later
Waddle outside to your car
Eat it while you're driving
Tell your mother how you are
Just barely surviving

Sure they're made from parts of cow
Rectums, lips and eyelids
But the food is kingly, how?
Sez the ads insipid
So when next you watch T.V.
See that idiot face
Don't go on a take-out spree
Or you'll need more couch space