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Song Parodies -> "Mary Had A Skinny Ass"
Original Song Title:
"Mary Had A Little Lamb"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Mary Had A Skinny Ass"
Parody Written by:
NunShallPass
The Lyrics
A light-hearted 'poke' into children's nursery rhymes
Mary had a skinny ass
Skinny ass, skinny ass
Mary had a skinny ass
A frail donkey, you know?
She rode on it to Bethlehem
To Bethlehem, to Bethlehem
She rode on it to Bethlehem
That's how the story goes
Her tummy was big and wide
Big and wide, big and wide
Her tummy was big and wide
But her ass was so slight
She rode her ass hard at times
Hard at times, hard at times
She rode her ass hard at times
Which must have been a sight
Her ass must get sore and red
Sore and red, sore and red
Her ass must get sore and red
From riding it so hard
If it stopped that ass was spanked
Ass was spanked, ass was spanked
If it stopped that ass was spanked
But it got no reward
In the manger it got rest
It got rest, it got rest
In the manger, it got rest
Got stuffed and fell asleep
Now in the nativity
Ass is seen in the scene
The uncovered ass it seems
Is cherished on my street
Skinny ass, skinny ass
Mary had a skinny ass
A frail donkey, you know?
She rode on it to Bethlehem
To Bethlehem, to Bethlehem
She rode on it to Bethlehem
That's how the story goes
Her tummy was big and wide
Big and wide, big and wide
Her tummy was big and wide
But her ass was so slight
She rode her ass hard at times
Hard at times, hard at times
She rode her ass hard at times
Which must have been a sight
Her ass must get sore and red
Sore and red, sore and red
Her ass must get sore and red
From riding it so hard
If it stopped that ass was spanked
Ass was spanked, ass was spanked
If it stopped that ass was spanked
But it got no reward
In the manger it got rest
It got rest, it got rest
In the manger, it got rest
Got stuffed and fell asleep
Now in the nativity
Ass is seen in the scene
The uncovered ass it seems
Is cherished on my street
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WHOA!!! A lot of double entendres there!
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