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Song Parodies -> "Drain the Wine and I Don't Lie"
Original Song Title:
"Angels We Have Heard on High"
Original Performer:
Traditiional
Parody Song Title:
"Drain the Wine and I Don't Lie"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Drain the wine and I don't lie--
Pour some more and I re-drain
When my tongue with wine I ply,
It gets loose and unrestrained.
Pour-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our me some.
In vino veritas. [in wine there is truth]
Pour-our. . . .
In vino veri-i-tas.
I tell Beth, wife's sister, "Jeez,
You are really good-looking!
I'd like to give you a squeeze
While she slaves with the cooking."
Pour-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our out the truth
In vino veritas.
Pour-our. . . .
In vino veri-i-tas.
Then I tell her husband, Ray,
I want to longingly gaze
Into his eyes, and I say,
"I've loved you for many days."
Pou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ounds me in the puss.
In vultus est manus. [in my face is his fist]
Pou-ou. . . .
In vultus est ma-a-nus.
Pour some more and I re-drain
When my tongue with wine I ply,
It gets loose and unrestrained.
Pour-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our me some.
In vino veritas. [in wine there is truth]
Pour-our. . . .
In vino veri-i-tas.
I tell Beth, wife's sister, "Jeez,
You are really good-looking!
I'd like to give you a squeeze
While she slaves with the cooking."
Pour-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our out the truth
In vino veritas.
Pour-our. . . .
In vino veri-i-tas.
Then I tell her husband, Ray,
I want to longingly gaze
Into his eyes, and I say,
"I've loved you for many days."
Pou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ounds me in the puss.
In vultus est manus. [in my face is his fist]
Pou-ou. . . .
In vultus est ma-a-nus.
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sounds like a happy drunk to me
Have you switched over to macadamias?
Enjoyed this!
Thanks Alvin, Royce (I order them from a farm in HI, where my in-laws live), Rex.
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