The Pope was shooting the breeze,
dropped the F-bomb, caused unease.
I’m guessing you might expect
that it is a word for having sex.

But in this case, that is not it—
it’s more than a tad ironic,
given all the priests that bone
boys when they get ’em alone.
Dude dropped a Vatican “fag.”

Pope claims he wants no ill frocios
while his flock will fulfill “holy” throes,
engaging with guy-blown altar boys
despite all the high-throne altar noise.
These lads ain’t chewin’ on the wafer;
they’re forced to be a prelate-chafer.

What’s the Pope prate?
“We want only priests who’re straight.”

Post-Pope-shooting-of-the-breeze,
he exclaims, “Mi scusi, please…
didn’t mean no disrespect.
Nonetheless, hit the deck. Genuflect!”

Meanwhile, priests continue roamin’
church to church, in on boys homin’.
Hypocrisy’s the realm of Holy See, The.
It’s problematic that heard was a Pontiff blat
eschewin’ Vatican fags.