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Song Parodies -> "How Soon Is Pow!"
Original Song Title:
"How Soon Is Now"
Original Performer:
The Smiths
Parody Song Title:
"How Soon Is Pow!"
Parody Written by:
Fack Sabbath
The Lyrics
I am kung fu
I am Taiwanese
on a shinest creep that's old or more vulgar
than Japanese air
or Rosetta Stoned in particular
You shut this mouth
How was i to know
I go about China the right way
I am older and I hate to be big
Just like Jo Whiley does
I am the son
I am the daughter
On a Chinese flight that is also criminally hotter
oh Southern air or wiser and wiser
You shut your mouth
How old am I better now
I open up books like Marc Riley I am old and need to be slapped Just like Mary Anne Hobbs doesn't
I am the childish
I am the shite
On a Japan flight that is wanted to be alive
oh, on Jo Whiley
or Mary Anne Hobbs next to me
I have to be nice to Mary Anne Hobbs
when she's 33, brunetted and reading to me
I am big and old enough to play with her
just like Brian Jones in a poolside
Goodbye
I am Taiwanese
on a shinest creep that's old or more vulgar
than Japanese air
or Rosetta Stoned in particular
You shut this mouth
How was i to know
I go about China the right way
I am older and I hate to be big
Just like Jo Whiley does
I am the son
I am the daughter
On a Chinese flight that is also criminally hotter
oh Southern air or wiser and wiser
You shut your mouth
How old am I better now
I open up books like Marc Riley I am old and need to be slapped Just like Mary Anne Hobbs doesn't
I am the childish
I am the shite
On a Japan flight that is wanted to be alive
oh, on Jo Whiley
or Mary Anne Hobbs next to me
I have to be nice to Mary Anne Hobbs
when she's 33, brunetted and reading to me
I am big and old enough to play with her
just like Brian Jones in a poolside
Goodbye
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