-> "All I Have to Do Is Bleach"
Original Song Title:
"All I Have to Do Is Dream"
Parody Song Title:
"All I Have to Do Is Bleach"
The Lyrics
Blea-ea-ea-ea-each……………
I must have you in my arm,
then you will keep me from all harm.
If I want to get through, all I have to do is bleach,
inject bleach.
It’s used to blue clothes oh so bright,
but now it’s used to virus-fight.
If I want to get through, all I have to do is bleach,
inject bleach.
He tells me what’s right: Get hypochlorite;
that will fight it away.
Get the plunger set, then jet
chlorine into the venous bay.
I need it so I will not die;
the expert told me that is why.
If I want to get through, all I have to do is bleach,
leach in bleach.
He tells me what’s right: Get hypochlorite;
that will fight it away.
If you should reject injects,
just breathe it down your airway.
I heed him so I will not die.
I breathe it deep, because that guy
says feeling it vent through lungs is what I should do.
Seek bleach, bleach, bleach, bleach…………….
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