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Song Parodies -> "He Is My Sensei"
Original Song Title:
"You Are My Sunshine"
Original Performer:
The Carter Family
Parody Song Title:
"He Is My Sensei"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
Each Thursday night when I go to dojo
I meet my friends of aikido team
But when I go on the white tatami -
I just wish it was all just bad dream
He is my sensei, my black belt sensei
He gives me bruises and marks of blue -
He surely knows where it most will hurt me
And he knows yet one more trick or two
One time he took me on my left elbow
and pulled me way off my awkward poise
At next the moment I felt I'm flying
And I came down with awful a noise
He is my sensei, my black belt sensei
He gives me bruises and marks of blue -
He surely knows where it most will hurt me
And he knows yet one more trick or two
I do love sports and do excercizing
And yes, I do like the martial arts
But when it comes to belt graduation
It is then when the pain really starts
He is my sensei, my black belt sensei
He gives me bruises and marks of blue -
He surely knows where it most will hurt me
And he knows yet one more trick or two
I meet my friends of aikido team
But when I go on the white tatami -
I just wish it was all just bad dream
He is my sensei, my black belt sensei
He gives me bruises and marks of blue -
He surely knows where it most will hurt me
And he knows yet one more trick or two
One time he took me on my left elbow
and pulled me way off my awkward poise
At next the moment I felt I'm flying
And I came down with awful a noise
He is my sensei, my black belt sensei
He gives me bruises and marks of blue -
He surely knows where it most will hurt me
And he knows yet one more trick or two
I do love sports and do excercizing
And yes, I do like the martial arts
But when it comes to belt graduation
It is then when the pain really starts
He is my sensei, my black belt sensei
He gives me bruises and marks of blue -
He surely knows where it most will hurt me
And he knows yet one more trick or two
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Painfully cute, SuV. I say kick him when he's not looking.
I agree, 5s.
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