Gnawin' gnawin' gnawin'
Chewin' and a' chawin'
Like a chainsaw sawin'
...Termites!

Teethed rascals been a trottin'
Where the timber's rotten,
Look how far they've gotten,
Since May...
You'd think they, at least, would
Not make my home their feast wood
I'm gonna' be Clint Eastwood,
..Here, today...

Run 'em out, poke 'em out,
Get 'em out, choke 'em out,
Kill 'em off, smoke 'em out,
..Termites!

Fun is done.. it's my turn,
Lessons, bite..boys will learn,
From my torch...they'll all burn..
...Termites!

Look at those bugs jerkin'
This blow torch is workin'
It's time to read 'em
..their last rites
But then flames spread higher,
Damn!..house is on fire
Dial Nine-one-one wire
..Unglued..

Try'n to calm the spouse down
Fire..cannot douse down
Gone and burned the house down..
..Dumb dude!
All die, you'd think they sure might,
But one black smart-assed termite,
Had the balls to rudely..intrude..

Say'n "Thanks, Bud..for cookin' my food.."

Termites!
Termites!
Termites!