-> "High Loon (I Did Partake In Indoor Farmin’)"
Original Song Title:
"High Noon (Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darlin')"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"High Loon (I Did Partake In Indoor Farmin’)"
The Lyrics
I did partake in indoor farmin’
In this here beddin’ tray
I’ll now partake in some head calmin’
Light…light a bong
I grew some blow with great THC
The only blow for which I crave
Now off my face: a bong hit sates me
Sativa towered…amazin’ flowered
Sativa, flowered, is my fave
Buds on the burn taste sweet an’ fruity
Over eight feet, this long leaf beauty
Why is my gig banned? Why so wrong?
Fearin’ high loon?
They won’t allow: fear in State’s massive
With a good puff, I’m calm an’ passive
They’re so afraid of dope, an’ so…
What will they do if they catch me?
If caught partakin’ in pot farmin’
I may get prison, if I’m tried
Have to partake in some butt harmin’
If no reprieve in…bend for receivin’
Join TT as Big Bubba’s ride*
What a song!
Sing along
Take a dong
Need a bong!
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