Each day we face
That awful taste
Like toilet waste, or solder
School Water, (water)

It's worse than lye
Or some pigsty
Where do they buy that water?
School Water, (water)

It's gruesome gruel
From urine stools
These hall cesspools of water
School Water, (water)

Each fountain stinks
Like bitter inks
Nobody drinks that water
School Water, (water)

Don't get thirsty, Man
It's a space alien plan
Bring a thermos, if you can, with water
(water)
Man, can't ya' see
It's sick green pee
From the lavator-or-ee
With bacteria for me and you..
Water, High School Water..

The flies buzz by
Won't drink, and why?
They know they'll die, from water
School Water, (water)

One day last week,
A kid, named Zeke
Grew pale and weak from water
School Water, (water)

In study hall
Denise and Paul
Barfed on the wall, from water
School Water, (water)

I'm dumb as grass
Low grades in class
(But) I always pass on water
School Water, (water)

High School Water...