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Song Parodies -> "My Wood Expels This Goo"
Original Song Title:
"I Put A Spell On You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"My Wood Expels This Goo"
Parody Written by:
Plumb Bob
The Lyrics
My wood expels this goo.
From trunk you'll find
Sap in spring does ooze,
Heh-heh-heh, tapped out from the xylem.
Yeah, in demand, ooh!
So runny and brown.
It tastes grand,
And there's plenty around.
My wood expels this goo,
Then it's refined.
Ow-ow-yeah-whoa!
Shops do bring this goo.
Heh-heh-heh, lots out, buyers trying.
Ow-oh!
I love goo,
My trunk ooze.
Mine stuns you.
Many wows.
Mine's prepared from my Vermont trees,
So clear and brown.
My wood expels this goo.
Used when you dine, dine, dine!
Ow-oh-ooh, oh, so fine!
Ooh-ooh!
From trunk you'll find
Sap in spring does ooze,
Heh-heh-heh, tapped out from the xylem.
Yeah, in demand, ooh!
So runny and brown.
It tastes grand,
And there's plenty around.
My wood expels this goo,
Then it's refined.
Ow-ow-yeah-whoa!
Shops do bring this goo.
Heh-heh-heh, lots out, buyers trying.
Ow-oh!
I love goo,
My trunk ooze.
Mine stuns you.
Many wows.
Mine's prepared from my Vermont trees,
So clear and brown.
My wood expels this goo.
Used when you dine, dine, dine!
Ow-oh-ooh, oh, so fine!
Ooh-ooh!
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