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Song Parodies -> "Oafish Guvnor"
Original Song Title:
"Oklahoma"
Original Performer:
Rodgers And Hammerstein
Parody Song Title:
"Oafish Guvnor"
Parody Written by:
Ana Fana An' A Pair O' Paro' Pals
The Lyrics
It's looks like it's comeuppance time amid the strife
The dunce guvnor had been tempting fate
Might pay for his stupidity with his life
Can happen when you've an empty pate
Empty pate
On gov o' this state
Gave some mindless parleys
Dumb as a pertater
Too bad he was addled
COVID incubator
So now he's got to quarantine in a room
Waitin' to see if he meets his doom
Gave inhabitants a false hope
Yeah, the guvnor surely is a dope
Oafish guvnor
Has got cobwebs where there should be brains
His state's in defeat
Because he eats
At the trough with feed for the insane
Bonehead guvnor
Has become the victim of his lies
He bought his false talk
Should be no shock
That he's one of the positive guys
His happy talk got out of hand
Despite handjobs for him in command
So now he pays
For his dumb and perfidious ways
A crisis state's in
Not doin' fine, Oklahoma
Oaf guvnor ain't OK
The dunce guvnor had been tempting fate
Might pay for his stupidity with his life
Can happen when you've an empty pate
Empty pate
On gov o' this state
Gave some mindless parleys
Dumb as a pertater
Too bad he was addled
COVID incubator
So now he's got to quarantine in a room
Waitin' to see if he meets his doom
Gave inhabitants a false hope
Yeah, the guvnor surely is a dope
Oafish guvnor
Has got cobwebs where there should be brains
His state's in defeat
Because he eats
At the trough with feed for the insane
Bonehead guvnor
Has become the victim of his lies
He bought his false talk
Should be no shock
That he's one of the positive guys
His happy talk got out of hand
Despite handjobs for him in command
So now he pays
For his dumb and perfidious ways
A crisis state's in
Not doin' fine, Oklahoma
Oaf guvnor ain't OK
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Our occasional reminder that Florida, Georgia and Texas aren't the only States with dumb Governors.
DUMB GOVERNORS -- Governors of states where the death rate from the SARS-2 virus is a fraction of states that are governed by geniuses such as Mario Covid
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