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Song Parodies -> "How Much of That Doggie's Out the Window?"
Original Song Title:
"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Patti Page
Parody Song Title:
"How Much of That Doggie's Out the Window?"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
CHORUS:
How much of that doggie's out the window? (bark, bark)
If too much he may be impaled.
He loves his snout out there where the wind blows. (bang, bang!)
But by a road-rager he's nailed.
It's scary to drive in California.
Be wary if you walk and roam. . .
Attacked by a crazed crack dealer's pit bull. . .
Hit by some twit on a cell phone.
CHORUS
A pup snout stuck out the window slobbers; (mu-cous!)
Your windshield's the saliva's mark
You hope that a big bump will eject him,
Then that driver will have to park.
CHORUS
I got carjacked one day in the city
By a crazed crack addict who talked
Of our long joy ride, so it's a pity
His pit bull this day won't get walked.
So his stir-crazed pup jumps out the window,
Unchained, down the lane, to assail
A kid and old lady--off their skin goes.
The mutt then mauls the man with mail.
How much of that doggie's out the window? (bark, bark)
If too much he may be impaled.
He loves his snout out there where the wind blows. (bang, bang!)
But by a road-rager he's nailed.
It's scary to drive in California.
Be wary if you walk and roam. . .
Attacked by a crazed crack dealer's pit bull. . .
Hit by some twit on a cell phone.
CHORUS
A pup snout stuck out the window slobbers; (mu-cous!)
Your windshield's the saliva's mark
You hope that a big bump will eject him,
Then that driver will have to park.
CHORUS
I got carjacked one day in the city
By a crazed crack addict who talked
Of our long joy ride, so it's a pity
His pit bull this day won't get walked.
So his stir-crazed pup jumps out the window,
Unchained, down the lane, to assail
A kid and old lady--off their skin goes.
The mutt then mauls the man with mail.
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this is sick...i like it :)
A Barry-ation from JB's usual highly imaginative avoidance of repeated choruses (and repeat phrase "crazed crack"), but still excellent overall, and TTTBF (Too True To Be Funny), so Five Snouts Out.
Your title is humorous; as is true of alot of your parodies, words just don't quite sum up what one feels about them.
Thanks, Alvin, TT ("crazed crack"--sounds like you've worked in ceramics), Royce.
Good doggone job, here..
Funny stuff!
Barking mad 5s
The one with foaming mouth and rabies
HOW MUCH IS THAT WEREWOLF IN THE WINDOW,FOR THIS IS FULL MOON NIGHT,YOU KNOW WHATS MEANING,THE WHO HOWL IS A FRIGHT
Homer and Jethro Hound Dog in the Window
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