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Song Parodies -> "The Becoming"
Original Song Title:
"Becoming"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pantera
Parody Song Title:
"The Becoming"
Parody Written by:
Fack Sabbath
The Lyrics
A short while ago
I could never know myself
but now at the start of my life
I'll be so real
I'm just a real man
a sickman, a hopeful man
where do we see ourselves nowt in churches still inside of you
breaking in things we're shall not steal
I am childlike, I am Basil Brush
The becoming
Do you like it or not
Would you listen?
or be cock-sized
I open up the days of Thunder when I'm a UFO
But this Purple Rain it never goes away
Where do we see ourselves nowt in 92 million years backwards
Holding onto our seatbelts
Going on the rails of shit
I am shitful, you're so very best
You are this godspeed monster
these I have to know
You're boring
or are you just cock-sized
Cock-sized
Are you a monster
or an Rastafarian (Maaaaaaaaaaan)
I'll like it better to be cock-sized
Cock-sized
Yeaaargh!
Dum-dum-dum-dum-da-dum
Dum-dee-dum-dum-da-dee-dum
I could never know myself
but now at the start of my life
I'll be so real
I'm just a real man
a sickman, a hopeful man
where do we see ourselves nowt in churches still inside of you
breaking in things we're shall not steal
I am childlike, I am Basil Brush
The becoming
Do you like it or not
Would you listen?
or be cock-sized
I open up the days of Thunder when I'm a UFO
But this Purple Rain it never goes away
Where do we see ourselves nowt in 92 million years backwards
Holding onto our seatbelts
Going on the rails of shit
I am shitful, you're so very best
You are this godspeed monster
these I have to know
You're boring
or are you just cock-sized
Cock-sized
Are you a monster
or an Rastafarian (Maaaaaaaaaaan)
I'll like it better to be cock-sized
Cock-sized
Yeaaargh!
Dum-dum-dum-dum-da-dum
Dum-dee-dum-dum-da-dee-dum
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