Sacramento, full of criminals and sh!t-for-brains.
Each one fills a seat and gets free eats
While the taxpayers feel all the pains.
Sacramento, what a blight is every gal and guy
Legislative pox, head full of rocks.
Lazy, wasteful jerkoffs; what a sty. . .
The Capitol, where all that's planned
Is to get in the till filthy hands.

It's pay to play
In this sh!thole each day
And we are payin'
These swine up in Sacramento.
They should all go away.

Sacramento, full of dimwits, thugs, and sh!t-for-brains.
Each one is replete with lots of treats
While the taxpayers feel all the pains.
Sacramento cons all have their fingers in the pie.
Legislative pox sucking the c**ks
Of the special interests in the sty. . .
The Capitol, where all that's planned
Is to make sure the public is scammed.

It's pay to play
In this sh!thole each day
And Arnold's brayin':
"It isn't fine, Sacramento. . .
Shoulda stayed in L.A.!"