-> "Oak Aroma"
Original Song Title:
"Oklahoma"
Parody Song Title:
"Oak Aroma"
The Lyrics
Oak aroma in the vintage really is quite plain.
It is not way sweet, yet not effete--
Not a vintage to pour down the drain.
Oak aroma, clean and bright; well, here's mud in your eye.
It's not aged in crocks; there's no phyllox-
era in the grapes, it's crisp and dry.
It's grown on some long sloping land
With the terraces carefully planned.
This Chardonnay. . .
Sips! is mighty sharp, I'd say.
That is, I'm sayin',
I like this wine, oak aroma'd;
Oak aroma's OK.
Oak aroma in the vintage enhances the plain
Dishes that I eat; they are replete
With a vicious boredom, I complain.
Oak aroma, clean and bright. I am getting pie-eyed.
Now I slur my talk. . .can hardly walk;
I feel knock-kneed. . .reel from side to side.
I try to go up sloping land--
This is not terra firma I've scanned.
This darn pathway--
Splits! Frost paraphrase I say:
"Two paths diverge and
I'm good and primed, so qua coma,
And I don't know which way!"
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