There was a boy
A very strange demented boy
From credence he was very far
VERY far
Prone to scammery

Not little lies
Came from the guy
He told those lies freely
He grew to bray
Bray in a raspy gas-me way

And by whom do you think he was picked?
One who’s sick
To wreck the country
One crazy thing
Dick named this curse
To go muck up
Department of health works

Worm ate the brain
Of guy that’s already insane
Who’ll do broken and zany things

Fuehrer brings
Sick ones like Bobby
Such wasteful kinks
He’ll set to work
Our land undone
By these jerks