Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
root beer sipping, eat cheetos
Freshley cake bells, being downed by the package
egg yolks and hummus, with fritos

everybody knows a turkey sub and donut holes
help to end this night just right
tater tots, homemade chili in bowl
will make it hard to sleep, tonight

and now a pizza's on it's way
it's topped with lots of meat & veggies, cheesy taste
I'd like to super-size, enlarge my fries
and I am getting a real craving for pie

and so, while you complain, of winter weight
you've gained 5 pounds? I've 92!
my face has been fed, many times, many ways
with delicious fried food

and so, while you complain, of winter weight
you've gained 5 pounds? I've 92!
my face has been fed, many times, many ways
with delicious baked goods