Song Parodies -> "Sweet Lorraine - Homecoming Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Lorraine"

Original Performer:

"Sweet Lorraine - Homecoming Queen"

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The Lyrics

Yes, Virginia, it's football season again.

He made the team -
He's so happy he's bustin' his seams -
He realized his fondest dream -
He's in love with sweet Lorraine.

Lorraine knows how to cope -
She doesn't sit around and mope -
Nor does she waste her time on any dope -
That is why she's sweet Lorraine.

When it's rainin' the game goes on -
He can't miss a single play -
If we slack off when the rain flows on -
We might not win homecoming day.

The days wind down -
"Till we play the big game crosstown -
He's sure to make the first touchdown -
And win the sweet Lorraine.

Well, his sweetie is the homecoming queen -
If he wins, he'll have a chance -
Do you realize just what that means?
He's her date for the homecoming dance.

Every night he prays -
That nobody steals her heart away -
It will soon be graduation day -
Will he still have sweet Lorraine?

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alvin - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment

hope he scores....you did

Below Average Dave - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment

I guess we find out in the sequel? "Will he still have sweet Lorraine?" Something says. . .no. . .very creative, unexpected, and a song I don't see parodied very much

2Eagle - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Both my parodies to this song contain private jokes.

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