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Song Parodies -> "The Prostitue Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Lumberjack Song"
Original Performer:
Monty Python
Parody Song Title:
"The Prostitue Song"
Parody Written by:
Spencer Karter
The Lyrics
If you like THE LUMBERJACK SONG, here's my parody. I don't want to offend people. I've tried my best writting it.
I'm a prostitue and I'm okay
I pimp all night, sleep all day
HUSTLERS: She's a prostitue and she's okay
She pimps all night, and she sleeps all day
I pimp some guys, I've blow my gum
I go to the Golden Bowl
On Fridays I go shopping and have some lemon-pie for coke
HUSTLERS: She pimp some guys, blow her gum
She go to the Golden Bowl
On Friday she go shopping and has some lemon-pie for coke
CHOURS: She's a prostitue, and she's okay
She pimps all night, and she sleeps all day
I pimp some guys, I wear a bra
Pantyhose and a skirt
I wished I have been a teacher, just like my dear pops!
HUSTLERS: She pimps some guys, she wears a bra?
Pantyhose...and a skirt?
She's a prostitue, and she's okay
She pimps all night, and sleep all day
(She's) I'm a prostitue and (She's) I'm okay
(She's) I pimp all night, and sleep all day
I pimp all night, sleep all day
HUSTLERS: She's a prostitue and she's okay
She pimps all night, and she sleeps all day
I pimp some guys, I've blow my gum
I go to the Golden Bowl
On Fridays I go shopping and have some lemon-pie for coke
HUSTLERS: She pimp some guys, blow her gum
She go to the Golden Bowl
On Friday she go shopping and has some lemon-pie for coke
CHOURS: She's a prostitue, and she's okay
She pimps all night, and she sleeps all day
I pimp some guys, I wear a bra
Pantyhose and a skirt
I wished I have been a teacher, just like my dear pops!
HUSTLERS: She pimps some guys, she wears a bra?
Pantyhose...and a skirt?
She's a prostitue, and she's okay
She pimps all night, and sleep all day
(She's) I'm a prostitue and (She's) I'm okay
(She's) I pimp all night, and sleep all day
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Personally, loved it until I read the last verse. "I wish I'd been a teacher just like my dear pops"?!?!? Seriously, it doesn't fit into the rhythym and it's not funny at all. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to make a parody of that song from a girl's perspective or a straight's perspective. Nice try anyways.
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