-> "Squeegee"
Original Song Title:
"Gigi"
Parody Song Title:
"Squeegee"
The Lyrics
Squeegee,
You are the tool I'm pleased to find
Without you, for my car, I'm blind,
I realize..
Oh, Squeegee, you clear the windshield of
All mud and bugs and flies.
Squeegee, your magic wand
Helps me to see a lovely world that's new
You glow - over once, and there's
a breathless change of view..
Squeegee, my car was stumblin' in the dark
I pulled into this station, parked, and there you are
Oh, Squeegee, with you, I danced, and
Dippped you in the sudsy jar..
You gave new sparkle to my Fire-
Bird, I welcome with desire
What a miracle - you made happen
To my car
Oh, Squeegee,
I heard your squeak and it was gone,
That roadway tar...
I sing your praises - hold you tighter
This won't be just one, one-nighter,
Love that rubber on,
Your stroking's the best, by far
A brighter world glows from your fire
Your wet cling fulfilled desire
Rolled your rubber glide,
And gave me a brand new car
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