IFC is now alimentary; it’s so shitty. . .
Can’t watch; it’s now just junk.
The sleazy (ugly, sleazy)
Aholes who man it acted weas’ly.

AMC (AMC), galling their junk; it’s doo,
And now creepily (now creepily)
IFC does it too.
It’s creepy (it’s so creepy),
But then it’s aholes who have made the
Channel into just digital shmutz. . .
Waste of time—no longer will watch I.
The hard part: that one time it was such
A worthwhile network. Now it’s “goodbye.”

I’ll not see it (will not see it)—
Now such a time waste (now such a time waste),
Tripe: added ad sprees (tripe, added ad sprees).

Once I liked to view (once I liked to view)
Films that were ad-free; now ’tain’t so,
And so, “adieu” (French for “f**k you!)
Now it’s a blight; it is just TC[1] (screw IFC!)
I watch; can’t stand the crap from IFC, no more ad-free.

IFC (IFC) is now just alimentary, like AMC (like AMC).
Just more commercial junk.
Aufwiedersehen from me.


[1]Turner Classis Movies