-> "Getting to Know Her"
Original Song Title:
"Getting to Know You"
Original Performer:
King and I soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Getting to Know Her"
The Lyrics
The man is ancient and graying.
Did he give this choice much thought?
She sure seems an nut-job creature,
A reactionary tw@t.
She wants teachers to be spurning
Science; what she likes the most
Is creationism text worked
Into schools--make Darwin toast.
Getting to know her,
Getting to know all about her.
It's hard to like her. . .
A bit too far right for me.
Getting to know her,
I feel I can venture this screed. . .
To Cotton Mather this venture'd lead.
Now have you noticed,
The chump's frump is sneaky, sleazy?
Hubby was in a secessionist crew.
Things I'm learning make me rue
Clown Johnny.
Getting to know her,
I think that I can venture, she'd
Take us back. . .seventeenth century.
Now I have noticed,
The chump's frump pick makes me queasy. . .
Exudes ugliness, loose a screw or two.
Things I'm learning scare the poo
Out of me.
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