-> "That's Why Liberals Were Born"
Original Song Title:
"That's Why Darkies Were Born"
Original Performer:
Kate Smith/Paul Robeson
Parody Song Title:
"That's Why Liberals Were Born"
The Lyrics
Boycott, protest, since his term began
His work must be undone
Injunctions just for fun
Get 'em from the black robed man
To hell with rules, our way it must be
Vote though unqualified
Vote even though you've died
Reject his victory
Deplorables, hear me:
Someone has to topple statues
Old traditions has to scorn
Someone has to celebrate perversity
That's why liberals were born
Someone has to laugh at values
Babes from wombs must be torn
You have to be contented to live on less
That's why liberals were born
Whine, whine
Whine 'bout the old days, whine 'bout the new
Whine, whine
That's what we teach all the snowflakes to do
Someone has to be offended
Has to apologize and mourn
Someone has to turn the lights off and lead
The planet to green futures
That's why liberals were born
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