Say, where did twenty-ten go?
Blew on by!
In—with Haiti n’ health care
Out—weather’s still awry

Say prayer:  This year’s less loco
Lifts ‘Ten’s pall—
That hope flopped when Ms. Snooki dropped
In the Times Square ball!

Recall the vuvezela's blare
And Prince of Wales’ proposed ‘mon cher’
inspected?
Then BP cracked while Wiki leaked
And land slid as the GOPeaked
While Tiger texted!

Say, where did twenty-ten go?
Don’t ask, tell—
Bret Farve, too, mastered sexting
Gee, every post was swell!

Last year 'twas tough to find rainbows
Among reali’teasing shows—
and twitters
Where pols n’ pundits rant n’ raved
As Sheens n’ Lohans miss’behaved
And Mel’s still bitter!

Say, where did twenty-ten go?
Prius crashed
As mo-vies all embraced 3D—
Cam'ron culled our cash!

Let’s hope ‘Eleven tops ol’ ‘Ten
‘Cause ‘pocolyptic ‘Twelve’s
on deck
my
friend!