-> "Cherry Apple Red"
Original Song Title:
"Folsom Prison Blues"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cherry Apple Red"
The Lyrics
I hear my jail door open - It’s rusty dusty hinge
And I ain’t tasted freedom since... my drunken binge
I’m leaving Folsom Prison and life’s a drag race now
Cause my Vette's runnin' faster than the law will allow
Growing up alcoholic, I liked to hit the stuff
Always was a gambler - who never tried to bluff
Till I won it big in Reno, with a pair of fives
Now I hear my Stingray hummin’ - I thank God I’m alive
{Guitar}
I bet the warden’s jealous in his broken down Chevette
He’s probably thinking how I could afford a Corvette
But I won it fair from gamblin’, on my last drunken spree
Now the guards are green with envy, and that’s what pleasures me.
{Guitar}
Well, if I were to run this system, I’d repaint it wall to wall
I bet I’d give it a brand new chrome package down the halls
I like cherry apple, to bad I cannot stay
Yeah, I’d redo Folsom Prison like my Red Stingray
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