Amazing Kate, how sweet that gown,
That saved a bore like me
I once was aloof but now am ground,
Was duty-bound, but now I’m free.

T'was Kate that taught my heart to love,
And Kate, my fears relieved
How precious that Kate took class with me
At St. Andrews college

Through many photographers, Royals, and death
I have already overcome;
'Tis Kate that will sit upon the throne someday
A “Peoples’ Princess“, just like my mum

Kate has promised to be a good wife to me
Her word my hope secures
She will my companion and comfort be,
As long as our marriage endures.

Yea, when this wedding and ceremony are finished,
And her common life shall cease,
We shall possess within the castle walls,
A life filled with joy and peace.

May we reign in the UK for many long years
Bright shining as the old Empire sun
I'd have no less days to sing Kate's praise
Than when I first begun.