Bundchen marries Brady:
What could possibly go wrong?
The greatest athlete, maybe -
His lady, she’s just as headstrong.
The ultimatum
That she gave him made Tom say “So long!”

Bundchen’s mad at Brady
For retirin’, he said, but stayin’ on.
Maybe he’s afraid he
Won’t find much to do but mow the lawn.
The “GOAT,” maybe -
He can’t chew up all that grass that he lives on.

Gisele Bundchen’s life with Brady
Was a timebomb tickin’ in alarm.
A supermodel, maybe -
Still couldn’t stop Tom’s bull with her charm.
He’s still playin’,
A ring for almost ev’ry finger on each arm.

[Chorus/Coda]
She can’t fix him with his thick skin;
He’s gonna stick with playin’ pigskin.
Though his Tampa season’s stinkin’,
His fam’ly’s gonna keep a-sinkin’.
It’s over;
Bundchen n’ Brady
Are movin’ on!