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Song Parodies -> "Part R - Johnny D"
Original Song Title:
"A Rollicking Band Of Pirates We"
Original Performer:
Gilbert & Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"Part R - Johnny D"
Parody Written by:
Pirates Who Penstanzas - an AmIRight Opera
The Lyrics
cont. from Part Q
Dialogue 17
NJ. MICHAEL
Those Dubya-voting lewd-submitters are history
ACT 3
[ IN A CLEARING BETWEEN ROCKS THERE ARE 2 PARALLEL BACK-TO BACK WALLS OF COMPUTERS. ON ONE SIDE OF THE WALL SITTING AT THE COMPUTERS ARE THE LEWD SUBMITTERS. ON THE OTHER SIDE ARE THE PIRATES OF AMIRIGHT. NEITHER SIDE CAN SEE THE OTHER. WILLIE TIT-SWALLOW STARTS HIS COMPUTER (THE MICROSOFT WINDOWS START MUSIC CAN BE HEARD). MAJOR-GENERAL J.D. RECOGNISES THE SOUND AND RUSHES TO TURN HIS WALL OF COMPUTERS ON ]
SONG 18
Click on the Original Song and then its MIDI (song starts after a 10-second intro):
"A Rollicking Band of Pirates We"
Parody by Johnny D
:
"A Rollicking Band of Perverts We"
LEWD SUBMITTERS
A rollicking band of perverts we,
Who, tired of watching "Pay T.V.",
Are trying their hand at some parodies
Of pornographic stories!
MAJOR-GENERAL JOHNNY D.
Hush - hush!
They've logged-on King Chuck-y's Am-i-Right!
With mouse-ly clicks the per-verts are now in sight!
LEWD SUBMITTERS
We are now writing our you-know-what!
Let General Johnny now rebut,
If he is able, our filthy smut,
'bout General Johnny's whoring!
STUEY POO'S SQUADRON
If he is able their --
LEWD SUBMITTERS
FILTHY SMUT!
If he is able our --
STUEY POO'S SQUADRON
FILTHY SMUT!
ALL TOGETHER
If he is able their/our filthy smut,
'bout General Johnny's whoring!
STUEY POO
They post porn-o, with filthy pride!
Our Zone (A)'larm Pro will now --- us hide!
STUEY POO'S SQUADRON
Porno, porno!
Porno, porno!
Porno, porno!
Porno, porno!
NJ. MICHAEL
Those Dubya-voting lewd-submitters are history
ACT 3
[ IN A CLEARING BETWEEN ROCKS THERE ARE 2 PARALLEL BACK-TO BACK WALLS OF COMPUTERS. ON ONE SIDE OF THE WALL SITTING AT THE COMPUTERS ARE THE LEWD SUBMITTERS. ON THE OTHER SIDE ARE THE PIRATES OF AMIRIGHT. NEITHER SIDE CAN SEE THE OTHER. WILLIE TIT-SWALLOW STARTS HIS COMPUTER (THE MICROSOFT WINDOWS START MUSIC CAN BE HEARD). MAJOR-GENERAL J.D. RECOGNISES THE SOUND AND RUSHES TO TURN HIS WALL OF COMPUTERS ON ]
SONG 18
Click on the Original Song and then its MIDI (song starts after a 10-second intro):
"A Rollicking Band of Pirates We"
Parody by Johnny D
:
"A Rollicking Band of Perverts We"
LEWD SUBMITTERS
A rollicking band of perverts we,
Who, tired of watching "Pay T.V.",
Are trying their hand at some parodies
Of pornographic stories!
MAJOR-GENERAL JOHNNY D.
Hush - hush!
They've logged-on King Chuck-y's Am-i-Right!
With mouse-ly clicks the per-verts are now in sight!
LEWD SUBMITTERS
We are now writing our you-know-what!
Let General Johnny now rebut,
If he is able, our filthy smut,
'bout General Johnny's whoring!
STUEY POO'S SQUADRON
If he is able their --
LEWD SUBMITTERS
FILTHY SMUT!
If he is able our --
STUEY POO'S SQUADRON
FILTHY SMUT!
ALL TOGETHER
If he is able their/our filthy smut,
'bout General Johnny's whoring!
STUEY POO
They post porn-o, with filthy pride!
Our Zone (A)'larm Pro will now --- us hide!
STUEY POO'S SQUADRON
Porno, porno!
Porno, porno!
Porno, porno!
Porno, porno!
cont in Part S
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Johnny, I think the "pirates who penstanzas" title is very clever, and I think all you pirates could easily have your own website, which I'd love to visit and enjoy your writing. I mean, what's saying you can't do that....is that a possibility?
Royce - I considered that - ie. loading the whole opera onto my personal website for people to access, but I wanted it permanently accessible on AmIRight for future readers or newbies - which it now is through these lettered Parts
just click on "Parody Authors" on the AmIRight homepage, go down to "Pirates Who Penstanzas..." down near the bottom with 20 entries to his name, and in there is the whole opera in order :-)
just click on "Parody Authors" on the AmIRight homepage, go down to "Pirates Who Penstanzas..." down near the bottom with 20 entries to his name, and in there is the whole opera in order :-)
great project...almost done...5s
I couldn't match up the MIDI here and is the part on the clickable link that starts "Police conceal themselves. As they do so, the Pirates..." spoken? ( the part right after the 4 "Tarantara" ).
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