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Song Parodies -> "Beak To Beak"
Original Song Title:
"Cheek To Cheek"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fred Astaire
Parody Song Title:
"Beak To Beak"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Heaven, it's Chick Heaven,
Cuz my little Pullet Package lets me peek
Underneath her feathers down beside the creek
When we're out together peckin' Beak To Beak
Heaven, it's Chick Heaven
And this plain old poultry farm becomes mystique
Cuz my favorite fowl shows off her sexy streak
When we're out together peckin' Beak To Beak
I'm Shaharazbad, her rooster
She's my Hottie Hen, Monique
We eat worms and bugs, and seeds and slugs
While peckin' Beak To Beak
If another rooster cuts in
I just give his comb a tweak
I'm her only cock in this here flock
We're peckin' Beak To Beak
And when we roost at night
I wrap my wings about her
So many things about her
To tingle my spur....
(Right up) to Heaven, Chicken Heaven
She's been sittin on two eggs, they hatch next week
Got their names picked out, Penelope and Zeke
We been out together peckin'
Out together peckin'
Out together peckin' Beak To Beak
Cuz my little Pullet Package lets me peek
Underneath her feathers down beside the creek
When we're out together peckin' Beak To Beak
Heaven, it's Chick Heaven
And this plain old poultry farm becomes mystique
Cuz my favorite fowl shows off her sexy streak
When we're out together peckin' Beak To Beak
I'm Shaharazbad, her rooster
She's my Hottie Hen, Monique
We eat worms and bugs, and seeds and slugs
While peckin' Beak To Beak
If another rooster cuts in
I just give his comb a tweak
I'm her only cock in this here flock
We're peckin' Beak To Beak
And when we roost at night
I wrap my wings about her
So many things about her
To tingle my spur....
(Right up) to Heaven, Chicken Heaven
She's been sittin on two eggs, they hatch next week
Got their names picked out, Penelope and Zeke
We been out together peckin'
Out together peckin'
Out together peckin' Beak To Beak
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This fowl parody had me clucking with chuckles.
cute as hell
Thanks to John, and alvin
I don't know this song but I really enjoyed reading your lyrics. 5's
Thanks to Lionel
This needs an animated video. It really does.
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