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Song Parodies -> "Long, Slow Root Canal"
Original Song Title:
"Something's Gotta Give"
Original Performer:
Fred Astaire
Parody Song Title:
"Long, Slow Root Canal"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
When a sadistic dentist such as you
Sees an old masochistic patient like me
I'm in need of just one thing now, pal
Long, slow root canal
Long, slow root canal
Long, slow root canal
When a shiny fast drill such as yours
Meets an eager white tooth such as mine
Don't say no, I wouldn't be fair
Somewhere, somehow
I will sit in your chair
So, Doctor, who knows just how much I enjoy
The pain you inflict upon me?
If I'm a good boy then do I get a prize?
Some candy, like Rolo or Spree?
No, no, no, no, no, don't tell me I must go
Doctor let me stay, I really love you so
Don't make me leave, we're not done, old pal
Long slow root canal
Long slow root canal
Long slow root canal
No, no, no, no, no, don't tell me I must go
Doctor let me stay, I really love you so
Besides the next guy will make you plant food, pal
Long slow root canal
Long slow root canal
Long slow root canal
Sees an old masochistic patient like me
I'm in need of just one thing now, pal
Long, slow root canal
Long, slow root canal
Long, slow root canal
When a shiny fast drill such as yours
Meets an eager white tooth such as mine
Don't say no, I wouldn't be fair
Somewhere, somehow
I will sit in your chair
So, Doctor, who knows just how much I enjoy
The pain you inflict upon me?
If I'm a good boy then do I get a prize?
Some candy, like Rolo or Spree?
No, no, no, no, no, don't tell me I must go
Doctor let me stay, I really love you so
Don't make me leave, we're not done, old pal
Long slow root canal
Long slow root canal
Long slow root canal
No, no, no, no, no, don't tell me I must go
Doctor let me stay, I really love you so
Besides the next guy will make you plant food, pal
Long slow root canal
Long slow root canal
Long slow root canal
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