VERSE

Like the tweet tweet tweet of the vultures
As they circle 'round my head,
Like the girls who mock my once-stately c--k
And pronounce it leg’lly dead,
Like the drip drip drip from my plumbing
As incontinence takes hold,
So a voice within me keeps repeating
Old - Old - Old.

REFRAIN

Night and day, I'm getting old,
Too darn hot beneath the sun; at night it's too cold.
Squinting near to me or far
During the night my vision's under par,
I only have: sight by day.
Day and night, why should it be
That this longing I am feeling is only to pee?
Sitting in the sterile gloom
Of the Geriatrics waiting room,
It turns my hair white from gray.
Night and day within the butt of me
There's an, oh, such an itching aching making a nut of me,
And its torment won't be void
Till they give me something to soothe a hemorrhoid
Day and night, night and day.