I think I'm pricked, what a pain!
It has me stalled and I can barely crawl,
I look down to see if it blew.
Or is there a kink in my tube?

I used cheap latex from Spain.
I take a whiff, but no rubber I sniff,
Nothing bored through that stiff molded goo.
I'm sure there's a kink in my tube.

This little fix will detain
Me as I riffle through tools; I am miffed
As I stick on a spindle that's lubed,
Try to get kink out of my tube.

In the bicycling domain
Gears sometimes skip, and the tubes often rip
You fix the rips with Slime--it's green goo
But I've got a kink in my tube.

I got a kink 'cause I stuffed the tube
In fast and incorrectly.
I've got a kink, what a pain in the ass,
And obviously, it does vex me.

This kink gives me a migraine,
But still, I pry off the tire and see I
Had indeed been a tubular boob:
There was a huge kink in my tube.