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Song Parodies -> "Blue Spork! Blue Spork!"
Original Song Title:
"New York, New York"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Blue Spork! Blue Spork!"
Parody Written by:
Steven Cavanagh
The Lyrics
Sometimes a man's gotta take a stand for what he believes in.
There's so much to choose when eating today
And here's the finest art of it- Blue spork! Blue spork!
Cheese, Haggis, Fondue- I'm stabbing away,
Bite through some lemon tart a bit, with this blue spork!
This little plastic thing is all that I use to eat
And on the barbacue grill, cooking the meat!
A fork and a spoon. Pure brilliance, I say!
You must admit, how smart is it? It's this blue spork!
I take it everywhere, sometimes I take a spare,
It's great with stew- Blue spork! Blue spork!
Blue spork! Blue spork!
I like to shake up all those pitiful purist geeks
Who think the fork's number one, top of the list, king of the grill
So overdone!
I'm sharing my views at every buffet
It's wisdom, I'm imparting it- use a blue spork!
Soup, chinese, cake, éclair, it's just beyond compare,
Here's one for you- Blue spork! Blue spork!
And here's the finest art of it- Blue spork! Blue spork!
Cheese, Haggis, Fondue- I'm stabbing away,
Bite through some lemon tart a bit, with this blue spork!
This little plastic thing is all that I use to eat
And on the barbacue grill, cooking the meat!
A fork and a spoon. Pure brilliance, I say!
You must admit, how smart is it? It's this blue spork!
I take it everywhere, sometimes I take a spare,
It's great with stew- Blue spork! Blue spork!
Blue spork! Blue spork!
I like to shake up all those pitiful purist geeks
Who think the fork's number one, top of the list, king of the grill
So overdone!
I'm sharing my views at every buffet
It's wisdom, I'm imparting it- use a blue spork!
Soup, chinese, cake, éclair, it's just beyond compare,
Here's one for you- Blue spork! Blue spork!
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Nice to see another spork fan! ;-D
And I MUST take this opportunity to plug ours:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/felixmendelssohn0.shtml
And I MUST take this opportunity to plug ours:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/felixmendelssohn0.shtml
Wacky humor, great pacing and plays on the original lyrics. Sink your teeth into these 5's (after you've sporked them of course!).
Proceeding with warped 5s.
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