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Song Parodies -> "Love John Kerry"
Original Song Title:
"Love And Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Love John Kerry"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Love John Kerry, love John Kerry,
Just can't tell whether he's more Moe or Larry,
On and on he'll mutter,
He'll side with one and then the 'udder'.
Pro gay marriage? No gay marriage?
That's an attitude that's hard to manage,
Heinz plants go o-ver-seas,
Then calls the jobless problem Georgie's.
Try, try, try to validate him,
Ask him to choose one,
Ay, yi, yi, so soon you will succumb,
To more confusion.
Quote John Kerry, quote John Kerry,
Ask him whether he thinks gays should marry,
Don't know what he'll utter,
Just swear an oath,
You can't have both,
You must choose one side or the other.
Try, try, try to validate him,
Ask him to choose one,
Ay, yi, yi, so soon you will succumb,
To more confusion.
Quote John Kerry, quote John Kerry,
Ask him whether he thinks gays should marry,
Don't know what he'll utter,
Just swear an oath,
You can't have both,
You must choose one side or the other.
Yes sir.
Just can't tell whether he's more Moe or Larry,
On and on he'll mutter,
He'll side with one and then the 'udder'.
Pro gay marriage? No gay marriage?
That's an attitude that's hard to manage,
Heinz plants go o-ver-seas,
Then calls the jobless problem Georgie's.
Try, try, try to validate him,
Ask him to choose one,
Ay, yi, yi, so soon you will succumb,
To more confusion.
Quote John Kerry, quote John Kerry,
Ask him whether he thinks gays should marry,
Don't know what he'll utter,
Just swear an oath,
You can't have both,
You must choose one side or the other.
Try, try, try to validate him,
Ask him to choose one,
Ay, yi, yi, so soon you will succumb,
To more confusion.
Quote John Kerry, quote John Kerry,
Ask him whether he thinks gays should marry,
Don't know what he'll utter,
Just swear an oath,
You can't have both,
You must choose one side or the other.
Yes sir.
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What happened to my comment? Ok...again. hopefully.
Kerry Lovers unite! ...er, divide...er, unite....er, give up! etc. til they are worn out .I wanted to see the comments on this first, but I liked it too much. And it was perfect for a change of mind person like Kerry. lolol 5's
Kerry Lovers unite! ...er, divide...er, unite....er, give up! etc. til they are worn out .I wanted to see the comments on this first, but I liked it too much. And it was perfect for a change of mind person like Kerry. lolol 5's
I'm not too political, but that was a very funny and very true parody...Good job
I've lampooned both John Kerry and George Bush .... and this is an excellent send-up of ol' Herman Munster!
The Heinz line is priceless. Kerry funny.
Thoroughly enjoyed it over here.
I´m having a hard time singing "Just can't tell whether he's more Moe or Larry". Should I go with it as "Just can't tell whether he's mo' Moe or Larry" or is it just me?
Found the MP3. Me wrong. Bad Me. Can U 4-give me?
Pretty good, but I think you could have done more with it. 5-4-4.
Nice job
Good job, Guy. I'll refrain from comparing the two Presidential candidates on the "Stoodge" scale.
Well done, Guy. It's good to have you back.
Anyone working the Stooges into a parody has my 5's Nyuk Nyuk nyuk
Mah-velous dah-ling! Who needs that barbarian known as "George W. Bush"? I don't know what the Stooges have to do with it, but this was hilarious!
Dee - well, ok - I guess I'll plug my "In My Mind I'm One Of The Three Stooges" parody then.
OH...Dee, you can vote or not, whatever you want, I guess there's no point treating the old vote tabulations as 'museum pieces'. I've got all the old scores marked down for my own information anyway. These parodies are meant to be handled and bandied about as the readers' & writer's will.
Sorry, Guy. I realize your obsession with gay people has led to this parody, but this election will not be decided on whether gay people should be allowed to marry. (But since you brought it up, if they want to risk messy divorces, I won't try to stop them.) This election will be decided on the failures of the guy Laura Bush married and the strong and varied qualifications of the man Teresa Heinz married. And then you'll no longer be the most frustrated man in Texas, 'cause Georgie will come marching home.
Thanks you all for your votes and comments. I can see that this parody did as it was intended - I was disappointed because I did not see any "1" votes yesterday but I see some ones here today and that means that I was able to at least get under two reader's skins with this parody. I was beginning to think that the left had fled the site.
I thought this was the easiest one to sing alongto in my head. You did a great job, the hienz plant line was great. I would have liked to have seen a little bit more spooffy stuff then the gay marriage over and over, perhaps a little more work to come up with something else in stead of repeating it. But over all very good.
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