Trying this douche shtik, but traction, there's none
For Pennsylvania hoaxsters
Idiot harmers, Rudy is just one
Of Pennsylvania hoaxsters
Lawsuits that are random, frivolous and dumb
Misinformation mania
From those having vacant crania
The bowl of joke turds in Pennsylvania

They've got no chance
Rudy and all of his zombie spawn
A boil to lance
Is this con-mob conjob that goes on

Chicanery

Laughable is this scam coterie
But one thing's very clear
These are clowns we need to fear
They kiss ass of the orange simian

Trying this douche shtik, though Bonzo ain't won
It's Pennsylvania hoaxsters
Of states where it's tried, this is only one
By peyote-smogged smokers
Lawsuits that are random, frivolous and dumb
Misinformation mania
From those having crap-crammed crania
In Michigan, Georgia, Pennsylvania................