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Song Parodies -> "Rat Hide"
Original Song Title:
"Rawhide"
Original Performer:
Frankie Laine
Parody Song Title:
"Rat Hide"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Rodents, rodents, rodents,
Rodents, rodents, rodents,
Rodents, rodents, rodents,
Fast food rest'rant rodents
Rat Hide!
KFC, they're dwellin'
Also Taco Bellin'
Customer's keep smellin'
Rat Hide!
Creepin' after hours
Up before Matt Lauer's
Bloomin...like flowers on the floor
That ain't no chihuahua
They make ya' wanna' "Showah"
Finger lickin's not like...before...
Run 'em out,
Clean 'em out,
Trap 'em out,
Get 'em out...
Stick 'em out..
Kick 'em out..
Rat Hide!
Boot 'em out,
Knock 'em out,
Scoot 'em out,
Lock 'em out,
Do away
With that gray...
Rat Hide!
Right on the floor, they're snackin'
Ugly and fat backin'
I think they're back packin'
Rat Hide!
That one looks like Williard,
There's Ben, and there goes Milliard
Draggin their tails, on tile they glide..
Hate to be a griper,
But fat rats make me hyper
Pied Piper,
They need one on their side
Rat Hide!
Rat Hide!
Rat Hide!
Rodents, rodents, rodents,
Rodents, rodents, rodents,
Fast food rest'rant rodents
Rat Hide!
KFC, they're dwellin'
Also Taco Bellin'
Customer's keep smellin'
Rat Hide!
Creepin' after hours
Up before Matt Lauer's
Bloomin...like flowers on the floor
That ain't no chihuahua
They make ya' wanna' "Showah"
Finger lickin's not like...before...
Run 'em out,
Clean 'em out,
Trap 'em out,
Get 'em out...
Stick 'em out..
Kick 'em out..
Rat Hide!
Boot 'em out,
Knock 'em out,
Scoot 'em out,
Lock 'em out,
Do away
With that gray...
Rat Hide!
Right on the floor, they're snackin'
Ugly and fat backin'
I think they're back packin'
Rat Hide!
That one looks like Williard,
There's Ben, and there goes Milliard
Draggin their tails, on tile they glide..
Hate to be a griper,
But fat rats make me hyper
Pied Piper,
They need one on their side
Rat Hide!
Rat Hide!
Rat Hide!
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You're in Victory Laine with this one. A tardy congratulations on hitting Number 900!
ROFL (Rats on floor, laughing)
Thanks, Michael, and Phil
Them rats need some rolfin' 555s!
Absolutely my favourite of the day. BRAVO! 555+
Well, I found this very ratisfying, AFW, so I'm giving it a "5-5-5" ratting here ~ ~ ~
LOL! - hilarious from the first line AFW, and I loved "Finger lickin's not like...before..." - 555
Everybody needs a little KFC or think outside the bell? No, but you need 5's for this effort
Thanks, Yoidy, Kristof, Paul, Stuart, and Tim...for votes, comments, and puns
I liked it too
Very, very clever, especially the "griper/hyper/Piper" verse.
Thanks, to Ann and John
Ahh...you saw that news too, huh? It had a gross video to go with it, it would have been good with this...not any of their food, though. 5's (Loved the title)
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