when did he leave Stone Roses
before they're all went MOR
ending all Britpop for you all
when did i listen to MC5
or maybe Pop Will Eat Itself
it ain't a childish mind to prove

hey John Squire
(what is 'Fools Gold')
you're a nonce
(for painting things)
believe it's really true
true, true, true, true

Second Coming was a touch gay
before 'Sally Cinnamon' took over
eyes that were Hacienda for me and you
if i wished myself was over
taking itself a one-hit wonder
reuniting with Bobby Gilespie

Where is Mani
(he's up my toosh)
just like before me
(am i giving a fuck)
wishing well

I was just so true
was true
was true
was true

Did i say 'Sally Cinnamon'
before Arctic Monkeys came over
and that dreadful nonce Noel Gallagher
trying to ease my mind, f''k you

Ireland is
(without you all)
a problem which
(oh, am i sending you out)
i know you all

you all-ll-ll-ll-lll
you all-ll-ll-ll-lll
you all-ll-ll-ll-lll
you all-ll-ll-ll-lll

Aye up?