When I'm out on the floor,
Pray things will go right.
I'm gonna make a score;
Life will be sweet tonight.
If they ever catch on, I'll pay the price. . .
Treat the dice.

I drilled some little holes
Deep into the 3s,
Poured in lead so it rolls
And on a 4 will freeze.
I don't feel guilty in this den of vice
Treatin' dice.

But before I throw 'em,
I must treat the pair.
On the back of 3 I'm drillin',
Fillin' lead in there.

Because I didn't save
Money, I turned to
Gambling inside this cave-
Like place where they watch you
And cocktail waitresses try to entice
Me to vice.

I'm ready to throw 'em;
Out I fling the pair.
Up comes the 3, but I'm chillin'
Till the 4's up there.

It's 7! So I wave
To croupier crew.
Their looks are very grave,
But, hey, what can they do?
I cheat, so the casino pays the price.
Beats a heist.

If you really wanna win, then treat the dice!