Song Parodies -> "Treat My Lice"

Original Song Title:

"Treat Me Nice"

Original Performer:

"Treat My Lice"

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The Lyrics

well, i'm shocked to the core
baby, i feel fright
these critters make me sore
especially when they bite
pull my hair up...check me once...check me twice
treat my lice

i know that you will scold
this is worse than fleas
its time to take control
let's track 'em down and squeeze
to lose these creatures would be paradise
treat my lice

take my stricken dome
search my locks with care
scratch my scalp
and run that special comb right through my hair

i'll sit here, oh so brave
till the task is through
i will not misbehave
though this may take a few
wear some rubber gloves...yes, that's my advice
treat my lice

take my stricken dome
search my locks with care
scratch my scalp
and run that special comb right through my hair

i sure don't wanna shave
please don't ask me to
my hair i'd love to save
please don't cut off my 'do
you can spread the tufts and that should suffice
treat my lice

boy, i really hate this stuff...please, treat my lice

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2Eagle - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment

If Elvis were alive he would be laughing hysterically. - 555

Lionel Mertens - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment

You got nothin' but some head lice, whining all the time. 5's

AFW - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment

This is about lice, so, one could say it's lousy, without a negative meaning :)..but, I won't say that...I'll say you scratched some good and funny words here...and looks like we were both thinking Elvis, today

Kristof Robertson - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment

What's with the run on disturbing Elvis parodies today? When I stop scratching, Al, you can have some 5s

Red Ant - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Infectious!

Ravyn Rant - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

Kookie, keep your comb...555

Stephen Harrington - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

Good, good, 5s.

Michael Pacholek - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

Just itchin' to give you some fives. Now, if only Lisa Marie fumigated Graceland after Georgie's visit the other day...

Stuart McArthur - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

you need one of them there toothcombs - and not a bad one, a fine one - I'm tipping there was never any lice in Elvis's hair though, alvin - 555

jack dalton - January 03, 2014 - Report this comment

hi alvin, some years ago i did a video of your lyric on youtube. i plan some changes to the video and would like to hear from you. thank you, jack dalton p s jack.pdalton@gmail.com

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