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Song Parodies -> "Blue Steel Pill"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Suede Shoes"
Original Performer:
Elvis Pesley
Parody Song Title:
"Blue Steel Pill"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
Some years ago, a chance encounter with a Da Vinci surgical robot caused me to sustain a catastrophic loss of prostrate. What's more, much like the Komodo Dragon of Balinese lore who devoured a poisonous tree frog, my trouser snake now suffers from a severe case of "reptile dysfunction" (Baroomp CHING!) Which is why, unlike millions of other men, I didn't even have to talk to my doctor about taking Viagra. He just gave me some. Because my case is quite severe, I have to take more than the normal dose. And when people ask how much, I just say ...
Well, it's one for my honey
Two for the flow
Three to hold steady
Now go, coot go
But don't you
Toss out my blue steel pill
You can do anything but lay off of my blue steel pill
Well it will blur my eyes
Flush my face
Got neck pain
All over the place
Oooh, those side effects like to make me ill
But uh uh, honey lay off of my pill
And don't you
Toss out my blue steel pill
Well you can do anything but lay off of my blue steel pill
Well you can turn my kids
Take my car
Now I'm living in a box
With my piss in a jar
Well you can do anything that your cruel heart wills
But uh, uh, honey lay off of my pills
And don't you
Toss out my blue steel pills
Well you can do anything but lay off of my blue steel pills
Well, it's one for my honey
Two for the flow
Three to hold steady
Now go, Coot, go
But don't you
Toss out my blue steel pills
You can do anything but lay off of my blue steel pills
Two for the flow
Three to hold steady
Now go, coot go
But don't you
Toss out my blue steel pill
You can do anything but lay off of my blue steel pill
Well it will blur my eyes
Flush my face
Got neck pain
All over the place
Oooh, those side effects like to make me ill
But uh uh, honey lay off of my pill
And don't you
Toss out my blue steel pill
Well you can do anything but lay off of my blue steel pill
Well you can turn my kids
Take my car
Now I'm living in a box
With my piss in a jar
Well you can do anything that your cruel heart wills
But uh, uh, honey lay off of my pills
And don't you
Toss out my blue steel pills
Well you can do anything but lay off of my blue steel pills
Well, it's one for my honey
Two for the flow
Three to hold steady
Now go, Coot, go
But don't you
Toss out my blue steel pills
You can do anything but lay off of my blue steel pills
You DO understand that the insinuation that it's OK to take three full tabs of Viagra was for guffaw and chortle elicitation purposes only. Don't ever actually do it, unless you're fixing to "Go, cat, go" .... TO THE E.R!
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I did one called Daddy's Little Helper
It must be the dye that makes you get side effects........
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