It's a little bit seething losing your pride
You're the kind who needs a map for a short ride
You don't think it's funny but boy if you did
I'd start to curse loudly and throw a big fit

If I was the driver, but i'm not and so
We travel in circles, no route to follow
It's not asking much to ask what to do
You got us both lost and I say to you

You can try to deny it but you know you're lost
You tried to save face, but it's a lost cause
I know that you mind
I know that you mind if I ask for the route
I'm going to ask, so arguing's moot

We stopped at a store and a clerk I did ask
You felt so ashamed that you bought a flask
Just when you thought there were much bigger saps
I made you feel worse by buying a map

So excuse me for asking but I just had to
You seem think helping is harmful to you
The fact is I'm not trying to be mean
But your pride is the dumbest thing that I've seen