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Song Parodies -> "Missing Puffy"
Original Song Title:
"Makin' Whoopee"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eddie Cantor
Parody Song Title:
"Missing Puffy"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
I don't really want her to dump Ben for Puffy, or Diddy, or whatever he's calling himself now. I want her to dump Ben for ME. Besides, Catherine won't leave Michael Douglas. Oh, by the way: Static, you may want to skip this one.
Another bride, another groom.
Another silly honeymoon.
The block spawned Jenny.
The rock's from Benny.
She's missing Puffy!
The choir sings, "Here comes the bride."
He says he's true, but has he lied?
Has he been boning? Now she's postponing.
She's missing Puffy!
Another month, or maybe less?
What says the Post? Or can't you guess?
Her man is claimin' he was with Damon.
Or was it Buffy?
He goes to clubs where women strip.
He gambles big, loses his chips.
The girl is shaken. Her time she's takin'.
She's missing Puffy!
Nobody liked this film they shot.
No stars at all, the movie got.
This flick called "Gigli," it bombed out, really!
She's missing Puffy!
Film didn't make much money. Not even covered cost.
Some guy who thinks he's funny, said, "Ben, the Red Sox lost!"
And Jen says, "Ben? Red Sox? No, thanks!
At least Sean Combs, he likes the Yanks!"
He ain't imprisoned, and so she's reasoned
she's missing Puffy!
Another silly honeymoon.
The block spawned Jenny.
The rock's from Benny.
She's missing Puffy!
The choir sings, "Here comes the bride."
He says he's true, but has he lied?
Has he been boning? Now she's postponing.
She's missing Puffy!
Another month, or maybe less?
What says the Post? Or can't you guess?
Her man is claimin' he was with Damon.
Or was it Buffy?
He goes to clubs where women strip.
He gambles big, loses his chips.
The girl is shaken. Her time she's takin'.
She's missing Puffy!
Nobody liked this film they shot.
No stars at all, the movie got.
This flick called "Gigli," it bombed out, really!
She's missing Puffy!
Film didn't make much money. Not even covered cost.
Some guy who thinks he's funny, said, "Ben, the Red Sox lost!"
And Jen says, "Ben? Red Sox? No, thanks!
At least Sean Combs, he likes the Yanks!"
He ain't imprisoned, and so she's reasoned
she's missing Puffy!
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Michael, this one's great
Bye bye, Ben! You should've known you couldn't hold someone from The Bronx! Grady Little shoulda pulled you off that mound when he had the chance!
Marc Anthony... this doesn't have to be a tragedy, but it will be. You didn't know Avril's song was about J-Lo? "Five years from now, she sits at home, feeding the baby, she's all alone..."
SK8TER BOY
GOOD SONG
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