(instrumental intro)

(Sung by GOP fat cats on USS Greenville:)
Greenville sub is the place to be
We've given Bush the "access fee"
We're gettin' us a real cool ride
Close the hatch, and let's sail before the tide

(Sung by the submarine captain:)
These dorks have made me waste my day!
I've got some urgent things today
Don't need no more civilians, too
They really bug me, and they disrupt my crew!

Fat Cats: Periscopes!
Captain: Pair of dopes!
Fat Cats: Let's drive!
Captain: Stay alive!
Fat Cats: When can we rise?
Captain: Let me supervise!

Greenville sub, watch out there!