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Song Parodies -> "Betty Crocker"
Original Song Title:
"Davy Crockett"
Original Performer:
Disney
Parody Song Title:
"Betty Crocker"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
served on a tabletop for you and me
sweetest cakes...all the experts agree
tasting so good...and we chew them with glee
cooked up with care...inside her bakery
betty...betty crocker
the queen of the cooking gear
worked single handed till her arms were sore
soon the eggs were whipped and the breadtops scored
and then she was stocking the grocery store
famous for her muffins...forevermore
betty...betty crocker
the queen of the cooking gear
she made up some cupcakes...they turned out swell
fixing up some pumpernickel loaves as well
she's into baking buns..you can tell
she whips up a batch...and they're boxed up to sell
betty...betty crocker
the queen of the cooking gear
when she gets home...her day of cooking all done
her family's supper...is now begun
so she gets off her rear...and makes sticky buns
and serves them for dinner...for hubby and son
betty...betty crocker
the queen of the cooking gear
sweetest cakes...all the experts agree
tasting so good...and we chew them with glee
cooked up with care...inside her bakery
betty...betty crocker
the queen of the cooking gear
worked single handed till her arms were sore
soon the eggs were whipped and the breadtops scored
and then she was stocking the grocery store
famous for her muffins...forevermore
betty...betty crocker
the queen of the cooking gear
she made up some cupcakes...they turned out swell
fixing up some pumpernickel loaves as well
she's into baking buns..you can tell
she whips up a batch...and they're boxed up to sell
betty...betty crocker
the queen of the cooking gear
when she gets home...her day of cooking all done
her family's supper...is now begun
so she gets off her rear...and makes sticky buns
and serves them for dinner...for hubby and son
betty...betty crocker
the queen of the cooking gear
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But she learned how to make flapjacks from her Aunt Jemima.
Good one, Alvin...You're King of the Wild font, here.....
I got my Mrs Buttersworth's out of this one. Quite a tasty parody. Well done Alvin!
Alvin: Glad to see you cooked this one up. AFW: Aren't you ashamed of yourself for telling that type of joke?
This is a really cute one! 5's
thanks johnny AFW guy michael and adagio for takin' a look
Very nice overall and pacing, but not super funny. Enjoyable to read.
.......and she baked doughnuts with pink frosting and got Homer addicted. Matt Groening might like this.
thanks lotr fan and 2eagle
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