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Song Parodies -> "I’ve Got No Balls"
Original Song Title:
"I’ve Got No Strings"
Original Performer:
Dickie Jones
Parody Song Title:
"I’ve Got No Balls"
Parody Written by:
Naughty Autie
The Lyrics
So, I read Sheogorath’s fragment and it inspired me to alter and extend it. Sorry, not sorry.
Pinocchio:
I’ve got no balls
To weigh me down
Make me regret, or sleep around
I had balls, but now, you see
There are no balls on me
Hi-ho the me-ri-o
A eunuch is the way to be
I want the world to know
Ball cancer don’t worry me
I’ve got no balls
So I’ve more fun
I don’t need sex with anyone
How I love being nut-free
There are no balls on me
Dutch marionette:
You have no balls
Your crotch pube-free
While other guys are so hairy
Ya, ya, ya
To be like you
I’d bust my balls for you
French marionette:
You’ve got no balls
Comme ci comme ca
Your sexless state is ooh la la!
I’ve got balls
But entre nous
I’d cut them off for you
Russian marionette:
Down where the Volga flows
There’s a Russian cutter crew
Vasectomies they pose
But I’d rather be like you (Cossack marionettes: Hey!)
Pinocchio:
There are no balls on me!
I’ve got no balls
To weigh me down
Make me regret, or sleep around
I had balls, but now, you see
There are no balls on me
Hi-ho the me-ri-o
A eunuch is the way to be
I want the world to know
Ball cancer don’t worry me
I’ve got no balls
So I’ve more fun
I don’t need sex with anyone
How I love being nut-free
There are no balls on me
Dutch marionette:
You have no balls
Your crotch pube-free
While other guys are so hairy
Ya, ya, ya
To be like you
I’d bust my balls for you
French marionette:
You’ve got no balls
Comme ci comme ca
Your sexless state is ooh la la!
I’ve got balls
But entre nous
I’d cut them off for you
Russian marionette:
Down where the Volga flows
There’s a Russian cutter crew
Vasectomies they pose
But I’d rather be like you (Cossack marionettes: Hey!)
Pinocchio:
There are no balls on me!
Copyright © 2024 Naughty Autie. Individuals and groups are free to copy and share this work for all purposes except large scale distribution, subject to credit being given and any derivatives being released under the same or a similar licence. All other rights reserved. Originally ‘I’ve Got No Strings’; Copyright © 1940 Walt Disney Corporation (Leigh Harline and Ned Washington). All rights reserved.
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